The Local LionThe Roar
The RoarSep 4, 2026
County Lobbyist Paid $96,000 A Year To Watch Tallahassee, Admits He Got Distracted By Love Island
A county lobbyist hired to keep an eye on the state capitol insists he was technically watching government-adjacent drama all summer.
One fictional lobbyist says he may have missed a few bills, but he never missed a single recoupling.
